• Dear Darstedly, Muttley & Billie The Bums

    Dear Furballs, Lately things have become a bit hairy around here (excuse the pun). There’s been a distinct slackness and you’re driving the Male Human and I demented. This is in breach of our contract and a definite deal breaker. I feel it is time to remind you of the rules that we have always operated under. You are all cute dogs, but your continued cuteness in no way negates our previous agreement. Let me remind you of a few details of this agreement. I am the undisputed leader of this pack and the Alpha Female. I will not be trifled with. You will listen and you will obey. When…