So, the general consensus on the BURNING QUESTION is that showing off your guava for the whole world to see in graphic hairless detail is so 2006, Daaahling! (And NO, Visual::Liza, I be no hater – but seeing Britney`s punnani over and over again is like being forced to watch Barbed Wire over and over again. I lose brain cells, Chica. *grin*).
But the responses, begged another questionâ€¦why is it that men think it`s ok to let willy wander. I mean, let`s get real. It`s not like the ladies are crotch watching, but we can SEE when your trouser snake is not nicely caged. For goodness sake, the poor thing is inevitably flapping around like a fish out of water and it`s very disconcerting for us sometimes (as we don`t have thing that flap?). To make matters worse, going without underwear inevitably leads to two nasty little occurrencesâ€¦
1) Adjusting your peter in public. Usually in full view of some poor virginal lass who dies of shame right there and promptly goes into years of therapy, or
2) *and this is particularly nasty* Little Mini-Me proves he`s a â€˜stand-up` guy and does the whole public arousal thing.
We know men think about sex constantly and it takes a carelessly exhibited ankle or promiscuous little toe for them to get excited and aroused. So, do the mathsâ€¦no CK`s, no restraint and your little pecker is happy to raise his head and say, Howdy doody. Tsk tskâ€¦.
And on the subject of underwearâ€¦it`s ok to buy nice onties, guys. Really. Me? Personally, I`m a tighty-whities kinda` princess (of the Calvin Klein, Hugo Boss variety). Because it looks like tight shorts, I like the way it forms a guys` butt. It`s not skanky, covers all the bits and (let`s face it) it`s damn sexyâ€¦especially if you`ve seen Zidane in the CK campaign. Yumâ€¦
However, it doesn`t matter what you`re buying. Just makes sure it looks presentable. Y-fronts, shorts, tighty whitiesâ€¦
As long as there`s not *and this is critical* a sign of a silky boxer shorts like thingie with a print of a Tasmanian devil on it in sight.
Sad, but true. But, like Britney`s chacha, silky boxers are so toxic.
The Princess is prepared for all the hate mail from Boxer Shorts loving boys all over South