Nobody likes me
Everybody hates me
Guess I’ll go eat worms
Guess I’ll go eat worms!
When I was seven, Krisma-Boet dared me to eat a caterpillar. I not only ate it, I cut it in half before I ate it. Clearly I advocated the concept of “savouring the moment longer” from a very young age.
And now that everyone’s sufficiently grossed out…”How’s you day been?”
Mine’s been terrible. As if anybody cared.