Fried Worms

Nobody likes me
Everybody hates me
Guess I’ll go eat worms
Long Ones
Short Ones
Skinny Ones
Fat Ones
Guess I’ll go eat worms!

When I was seven, Krisma-Boet dared me to eat a caterpillar. I not only ate it, I cut it in half before I ate it. Clearly I advocated the concept of “savouring the moment longer” from a very young age.

And now that everyone’s sufficiently grossed out…”How’s you day been?”

Mine’s been terrible. As if anybody cared.

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