Next time you’re stuck in traffic with a friend, and you pull up to a red light, look at the guy in the car next to you. Roll down your window really fast (like you want to talk to him), and when the guy rolls HIS window down, look at him and yell:
“Oh, did you *fart, too?”
*the Princess never farts. She exhumes odour discreetly. It smells like Vanilla.