in the ladies room about 5 minutes ago…
Trans-stall conversation between two women.
“I’m sick of being single. It sucks”
“I mean, why did God create us to WANT a mate, when we can’t FIND a mate”
“Yeah!” *slightly more enthusiastic*
“It’s not like I want a MATE for romantic purposes, I want a mate to MATE with”
“Yeah” *slightly more despondant*
And, thus, we conclude the philosophical portion of today’s posting.