• The Strippers Guide to His Universe

    I need you to dance, I need you to strip, I need you to shake you little ass and hips. I need you to grind like you workin` for tips; and give me what I need while we listen to Prince… Biggy Duets: Nasty Girl. Give a girl a pole and she`ll go crazy In a desire to break the monotony of being a sick lazy bugger at home, I picked Kim (little sis) up from the FPU`s place and went off to grab some cocktails and maybe find a place where I can dance (yes, it makes complete sense that I go from drop-dead-sick-hero to glam-cocktail-imbibing-hero). As I had…