• Nice girls finish last

    And occasionally we`re ok with that because we end dead last in the corporate race, but our integrity is still in tact. You see, I`ve come to the conclusion that it is just physically impossible for some women to be happy when someone of their gender succeeds. Moreover this is the type of woman who will go to the strangest lengths to be at the top of their corporate ladder or social group. Which begs the question…why is it not possible for women to be a positive and motivating force in each other`s lives. Why do some women feel the need to strap on brass balls as soon as they…

  • Boardroom Wars VS Boredroom Whores

    Sometimes, I can be a really ruthless cow. Not in the conniving I`ll-sell-my-body-to-get-a-sale kind of way (ala The Apprentice), but definitely in the Did you just try to patronise me? I will show you kind of way. *sigh* Let me explain… Women cannot be happy for each other. They cannot motivate each other and they resent each other for being successful. If there is one thing that really irks me about my own gender it`s our reluctance to be a positive and motivating influence in each other`s careers. Which is why I love working with guys…no drama, no tantrums, I`m the only one who`s ever moody for no apparent reason.…

  • Euphoria

    Euphoria: Feeling of well-being, especially one based on overconfidence or over-optimism. JD: Me OOA: Object of Office Affection Stumble out of bed – put on coffee-machine – let dogs out fill the food and water bowls shower knock elbow trying to do 5 things at once in shower F*ck towel off and put on underwear pour coffee and head back to bedroom finish dressing, hair, eye-shadow, mascara, lip gloss chase dogs out into garden lock up get into car search play list on Ipod gnarls barkley aaaaaaand…drive. Not that I`m awake at this point. Just merely functioning. But I`m zipping through traffic, well aware of the fact that I`m late…