• Well, Hello Daddy…

    OLDER, WISER and still COOKING on gas. So I’m sitting in a weekly Advertising status meeting this morning with miscellaneous colleagues, advertising types from Jupiter Drawing Room, media types and creatives (they stand out like a worm in a chicken farm – their Soviet Jean’s barely cover the cracks of their arses. Not very corporate dahling!). I’m half asleep, cold, it’s way to early for me (it’s what happens when you forego the customary morning walk) and I’m only on my third cup of coffee…when in walks this gorgeous young thing. Bright eyed and skin fresh as the morning dew. Beautiful peaches and cream blush on her apple cheeks and…