• Things that go bump in the night

    Today is not only blue Monday, it’s a horrible shade of deep purple blue…the 20 000 South African Kilometres under the Sea kinda’ blue. I was mugged on Saturday – and as much as I’d like to say it was dramatic…it was not. He came, he saw, he grabbed, he ran (Latin translation please?). I thought about doing the Charlie`s Angels thing and running after him and kicking is arse from here to Sunday, but on looking around me, could not see man, mouse or security to help me apprehend the miscreant. The kind gentleman managed to relieve me of all forms of identification; all bank cards, all other cards,…