• Sick of Here

    Is it possible to become socially bored? I think so. Right now I`m suffering from a terminal case of Social Boredom. For the most part I shouldn`t complain though. I have a great urban family. They are supportive, fun and intelligent and the group is not too big…In fact, we`re quite an intimate little group of about 7 people – 2 Couples, 3 Singletons. There`s always loads of humour when we get together and occasionally we can be quite civilised. We share good food, wine and conversation. I know that if I`m in any spot of trouble, these are the people I should call. In many ways I am extremely…

  • Hello Kitty!

    LOL! 14h38, the phone rings…hysterical female on the other end… He`s looking at the bed, and I know he’s thinking about the bed. Sometimes you can just see someone’s thoughts racing across their eyeballs. He’s mentally bouncing up and down to test the mattress, then pulling back the covers and dragging me in beside him to have his wicked way.I panic and wish I’d never brought him back here. “Look,” I say, “You know that thing the other day, where you said you were in love with me and that you wanted me real bad, you remember the thing?” He nods eagerly.”I just want you to forget about that, okay?…

  • Sex and the (mother) city

    Whew… feel bloody knackered. My company has just recently become involved inFashion Sponsorship. As an indirect result, I was at the Cosmopolitanin-Jean-ious Fashion Show last night. Vapid expression, pouty lips, big hair andreally scary androgynous female form…Not me, silly. I`m referring to the models.I was a bit more circumspect about my pout (It`s really hard being a gorgeous,glamorous, single social butterfly…). I digress…looking around that room at the post-show cocktail party (a.k.aSchmoozing and hook-up session), I was stunned to realise that most of theroom was on the ‘pull` or the prowl …or, alright…just looking to get laid. Andif you gently sniffed the air, and your sense made it`s way past…