• Early morning FPU

    I realised this morning that it must be close to Mother’s Day. The advent of this particular May Sunday every year, prompts a barrage of very interesting calls from the FPU. The FPU does not believe in surprises and prefers to hint (rather dramatically) at what she wants. Something along the lines of “Oh…. my Opium perfume is nearly finished – dramatic pause – what WILL I do….”. Which we inevitably would have indulged without all the d.r.a.m.a… Kryptonite can appear in many different forms…In many ways the FPU is a form of Kryptonite (basically the type that persistently chips away at you until you give in out of sheer…